Arizona: Hey! You brought pizza?
Mark: Oh, pizza? I made a coq au vin.
*callie walks over and throws pan in the trash*
Arizona: What are you? Wait! No no no! What are you doing?
Mark: Oh my coq au vin!
Callie: Mark, I love you. I love how great you are with our daughter. I love that you and Arizona are friends, but you, you need to leave ‘cuz tonight I’m gonna eat pizza and drink beer in bed with my wife and tell her all about the neck I just build and then we’re gonna have lots and lots of sex. Kay? We’re great parents, but we’re more than just mommies and daddies. We are hot, and we are sexy. And your new hobby? The hollandaise and the short ribs and the coq au vin, is getting in the way of our sex life. So, please start having sex again. Kay? But not tonight ‘cuz tonight, you’re babysitting.
Mark: Can I at least have some pizza?
*callie hands mark pizza and points to the door*
Arizona: That was incredibly hot. 

(Source: calzona)