anditsdraining:

Alex: I tell you something, you tell me something.
Meredith: Okay. I feel like one of those people who’s so freakin’ miserable, they can’t be around normal people. Like I’ll infected the happy people. Like I’m some miserable, diseased, dirty ex-mistress. Your turn.
Alex: I failed the medical boards. If I tell Izzie she’ll be nice about it and all supportive and optimistic. She might as well rip my nads off and turn ‘em into earrings.
Meredith: Alex, you should go to Thanksgiving. I mean don’t tell her if you don’t want to, but you should go. Otherwise you’re just…me.
Alex: A miserable diseased dirty ex-mistress. It’s hot! It’s really hot. I feel better already.
Meredith: See?
Alex: Happy Thanksgiving.
Grey’s Anatomy - Thanks for the Memories (2x09)